Triumph the Insult Comic Dog roasts Beto O'Rourke, Ted Cruz

Triumph Insult Comic Dog: Ted Cruz So Racist He Got 9 AM Hour of ‘Today’

For some unwise reason, Cruz chose to crack a joke to Triumph at an event.

Before Triumph interviewed Cruz, he spoke to his opponent, O'Rourke. He describes Cruz's desire to repeal Obamacare as something that could potentially kill "way more people than the Zodiac", emphasizing the "way more" again and again so many times that the Cruz supporters chuckling at his joke (but still supporting Cruz) have to actually think about it.

But while Triumph seemed to take it easy on O'Rourke, incumbent Cruz didn't have such luck.

Triumph finally gets his long-awaited face-off with Ted Cruz, who tried to hold his own against the insult comic dog. He asks the candidate if he's concerned that his young voters think they can vote for him through Instagram, and tries to get O'Rourke to endorse voting twice thanks to the broken voting machines. "Well, trust me, if Beto wants to stop border crossings quicker than Ted Cruz, they can just play his album down there".

"This is the man, what's Ted Cruz have that you don't have?"

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Triumph the Insult Comic Dog made a return to television in the best way possible during an election-themed video that ran during the November 5 episode of "The Late Show With Stephen Colbert".

"The Trump administration has "done quite enough to intimidate voters without staging military rehearsals on the day our nation exercises our most important democratic obligation", Burke said. Because he's a ugly fish monster!" "Is that in the GOP health-care plan?" Triumph wraps up the interview with, "I'm not saying Ted Cruz supports racist policies, but he was just given the 9AM slot on The Today Show!".

"Ted, is it true that you will defend the constitution at all costs?"

Carrey wasn't finished in the back and forth, taking one last shot at Cruz by dragging Donald Trump into the situation. Triumph's comeback: "Hey, I support spaying!"

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