Stormy Daniels says President Trump's junk resembles "mushroom character in Mario Kart"

This Is Why Mario Kart Stormy Daniels and Donald Trump Are Trending Right Now

She described the President's dick as "smaller than average" but "not freakishly small".

I think I speak for everyone who remembered Toad as the most nimble of the Super Mario crew when I say, thanks for ruining Mario Kart, Stormy!

Daniels writes in an excerpt published by The Guardian: "He knows he has an unusual penis". Like a toadstool... I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a d*** like the mushroom character in Mario Kart... You should probably prepare yourself for a flood of pieces comparing the presidential penises of yore to other Mario Kart characters-hopefully the harried online content-producers of America can avoid the low-hanging fruit of comparing any of them to Mario Kart 8 Deluxe's Dry Bones. Now free from her confidentiality agreement, Daniels is telling the world all about her night from hell.

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Stormy Daniels gives detailed, unflattering account of Trump's intimate anatomy in new tell-all

"Then, to make it crazier, Hillary Clinton called", Daniels wrote. When former classmates would call her after Trump began to win primary contests in 2016, Daniels says she would respond, "It will never happen...

In the book, she claims that Trump offered her a spot on The Apprentice", and also suggested she could cheat in order to advance on the competitive reality TV show. "And we can devise your technique", Daniels quotes him as saying, per The Guardian.

"He was going to have me cheat, and it was 100 percent his idea", she explained.

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