Stormy Daniels' Book Says Trump's Penis Looks Like Toad From 'Mario Kart'

Michael Avenatti Says the Most Important Thing About Stormy Daniels' Book Isn't the Part About Sex With Trump

I think I speak for everyone who remembered Toad as the most nimble of the Super Mario crew when I say, thanks for ruining Mario Kart, Stormy!

Trump has denied the affair but his lawyer Michael Cohen has pleaded guilty to campaign finance violations linked to US$130,000 (RM538,000) in "hush money" he paid Daniels shortly before the November 2016 presidential election.

Stormy Daniels has spoken out about what sex with Donald Trump is like, and she hasn't pulled any punches. To help you out - a toadstool is the cartoon mushroom character in the popular Nintendo game, Mario Kart.

Full Disclosure comes out on October 2.

It's unbelievable how much more descriptive one can get when there's sweet book deal money on the table. In it, she describes Donald Trump's lovemaking process and his weird dick. "It has a huge mushroom head".

"He knows he has an unusual penis", Daniels continued.

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Guardian obtained a pre-sale copy of the Stormy Daniels book, "Full Disclosure".

The most freakish claim that Daniels made is about the presidency campaigns during 2007. "He had a whole conversation about the race, repeatedly mentioning "our plan"..."

Daniels is said to have met Trump at a celebrity golf tournament in Lake Tahoe back in 2006, by which point she had already achieved a level of success in the adult film industry.

While Trump has yet to directly address (aka, tweet about) the allegations made by Daniels, 39, in her book, we hear he's torn about how to address the situation.

From calling it the "least impressive" sex to claiming that Trump called her for years after their affair, it remains to be seen if these allegations are actually true or are just fodder to the number-hungry media. "And we can devise your technique". "He was going to have me cheat, and it was 100 percent his idea".

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