Kate McKinnon's Mueller Delivers Bad News About Trump À La 'The Bachelor'

Kate McKinnon as special counsel Robert Mueller tells a voter he has a better case against President Trump for obstruction rather than collusion

Kate McKinnon plays Robert Mueller confronting Cecily Strong playing Becca from "The Bachelor" on Saturday Night Live. And just as Arie Luyendyk Jr. broke Becca Kufrin's heart, SNL showed Mueller breaking America's heart by saying the case that that Trump campaign colluded with Russian Federation just might not be there.

Kate McKinnon revived her impression of the special counsel investigating Russian interference in the 2016 USA election in a send-up of ABC's hit reality series.

Mueller broke the news that he was "only half in with collusion" and that he had his mind on prosecuting the President for obstruction of justice instead.

"I'm trying to be honest with you, and tell you that can't commit to collusion right now", Mueller replies. Four top aides have been indicted or pleaded guilty along with 13 Russian hackers, who disrupted the 2016 election with fake news.

"Honestly, probably six", Mueller replied.

But all of her sadness was instantly washed away when Mueller shared the only good news she's heard in a while: "Look, if it makes you feel any better, [Jared] Kushner's cooked and also you're the next "Bachelorette".

"So. What, you don't have Trump on collusion?"

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She asked if there was anything she could be happy about, and Mueller asked, "Do you own any American steel?"

"Well, I just, um, I think I need to explore the possibility that I might have a stronger case with some other stuff", McKinnon says.

"This is f-ing embarrassing", Strong's Becca said.

The sketch opened with cast member Alex Moffat portraying The Bachelor host Chris Harrison, warning viewers that what they were about to see would be hard to watch. "He's just gonna be president?"

President Trump stumped Saturday night for GOP congressional candidate Rick Saccone, who is running in a special election Tuesday. What about Stormy Daniels?

"Collusion is literally the only thing I've been looking forward to for the past year", Strong said.

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